Orphan jokes
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)
What did the Teacher say to the orphan?
"I am calling your parents!"
Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
So, I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section.
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
It's not like they'll tell their parents.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.