Orphan jokes
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.
Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To finally get his milk.
What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?
Lego, so he can build a home.
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers. : )
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.
What do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? They both light up the classroom. 🤡💀
Why did the orphan cross the street? Because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side.
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.