Orphan jokes
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it's family?
A self-fie.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
Why are so many people mean to orphans?
They can’t cry to their parents.
If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Mohe?
Doctor: I can't treat you.
Orphan: Why!
Doctor: I'm a family doctor.
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
Why can’t orphans celebrate Christmas?
Because they have no family.
God, I love telling children their parents love them, but only on April Fools'. They're orphans, after all.
Hi person reading this.
Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.