Orphan

Orphan jokes

Boy

Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"

Orphan: "What's a mom?"

Friend

What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?

Lego, so he can build a home.

Adoption papers

As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers. : )

Target

Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?

Phone

Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.

Direction

I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.

Color

Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.

Option

I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?

Job loss

A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...

Street

Why did the orphan cross the street? Because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side.

Type

There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.

Orphanage

I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.

Because I hate dealing with parents.

Orphanage

Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.

Son: Why?

Father: You’ll need them there.