Orphan jokes
What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.
Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"
That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mother's day card for his mum. The second he saw it, he burst out crying...
Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To finally get his milk.
What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?
Lego, so he can build a home.
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers. : )
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
What do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? They both light up the classroom. 🤡💀
Why did the orphan cross the street? Because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side.
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.