Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To finally get his milk.
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers. : )
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?
A. The anti-Family Guy episode.
What do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? They both light up the classroom. 🤡💀
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.