Orphan jokes
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."
Your mother.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.