Orphan jokes
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
Your mother.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."