Orphan jokes
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
The "F" in "Orphan" stands for "Famulu."
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.