Orphan jokes
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Your mother.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
Dads are boomerangs, I hope.