Orphan jokes
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
Orphan
Why is your mom ugly, bozo?
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
Punch an orphan in the face what they gonna do? Tell there parents
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor jokes?
It can't hit home.
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
What show can the orphan relate to... Full House.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
The orphanage said I couldn't go home.
Your dad is gone.
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
Why are so many people mean to orphans?
They can’t cry to their parents.