Orphan jokes
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Your mother.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
The "F" in "Orphan" stands for "Famulu."
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.