Orphan jokes
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."
Your mother.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
Dads are boomerangs, I hope.