Orphan jokes
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
Dads are boomerangs, I hope.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
The "F" in "Orphan" stands for "Famulu."
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.