Orphan

Orphan jokes

Park

Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.

What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.

Student

Why were the students jealous of the orphan?

He never had any homework!

(I'm going to hell for this)

Threat

Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whore

I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.

Friend

When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"

"Sure."

"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"

"What?"

"They both get thrown out."

Home

Why do orphans love foster homes?

Because they actually have a home.

Day

If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.

Law

What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?

They get set free.

Milk

Why can’t orphans have milk?

Because their dad never came back.

Friend

Friend: You're adopted.

Orphan: At least I was chosen!

Friend: At least I was kept.

Mark

Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.

Store

So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.

The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"

The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"

Church

Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.