Orphan jokes
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.
I love working in an orphanage.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
Why did the orphan sleep outside? ... Because he gets to wake up to Mother Nature.
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
Where do orphans shop for home appliances?
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
What can orphans not do in school?
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
- Home Alone
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!