Orphan jokes
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
Why don't orphans understand dad jokes?
Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.
Heard the phrase "one man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
Do you know the F in "orphan" stands for family?
There is no F in "orphan".
Exactly.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.