Orphan jokes
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
Your mother.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪