Orphan jokes
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
What type of pictures do orphans take?
Selfies.
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
KK or Liv?
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.
Heard the phrase "one man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Do you know the F in "orphan" stands for family?
There is no F in "orphan".
Exactly.
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪