Orphan jokes
Heard the phrase "one man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.