Orphan jokes
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
Dads are boomerangs, I hope.
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.