Orphan jokes
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Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
KK or Liv?
Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.
Heard the phrase "one man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Do you know the F in "orphan" stands for family?
There is no F in "orphan".
Exactly.
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯