Orphan jokes
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.
Heard the phrase "one man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.