Orphan

Orphan jokes

Poker

What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?

“Will you raise me?”

Mark

Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.

Friend

When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"

"Sure."

"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"

"What?"

"They both get thrown out."

Home

Why do orphans love foster homes?

Because they actually have a home.

Student

Why were the students jealous of the orphan?

He never had any homework!

(I'm going to hell for this)

Milk

Why can’t orphans have milk?

Because their dad never came back.

Threat

Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whore

I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.

Day

If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.

Law

What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?

They get set free.

Park

Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.

What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.

School

Why did the orphan misbehave in school?

Because the principal couldn't call their parents.

Church

Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.