"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
Orphan Jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?
Kanye West has parents.
Why did the orphan live at school?
Because on the first day his parents didn’t pick him up.
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he’s dead.
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
I'm an orphan, so kidnap me.
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
