Orphan jokes
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they take all the green cards.
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
You know, their family dinners must be so happy.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
A) Why don't orphans play Minecraft Online?
Q) Because Technoblade will get their I.P. address and cum to their houses!
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
Suiiiii!
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These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
Dump in a stump. Ahahahaha.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝