Orphan jokes
Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?
He thought his son sucked!
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.
I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps, and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire, and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried, but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
A guy was in one of the Twin Towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza, but he didn't get it. He got a plane instead.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
A man sees a small boy begging for money. He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.
The boy asks, "What gave me away?"
The man responds, "Your parents."
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn't want her, why would I?