Orphan

Orphan jokes

If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!

What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝

Why do orphans not like jokes?

Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?

Why do orphans read BL or GL?

Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.

Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?

Because they can actually land a home.

I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?

Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?

Because they have a home room.

Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.

Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.

Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!

Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??

I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?

I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.