Orphan jokes
Suiiiii!
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
Dump in a stump. Ahahahaha.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
Why can’t orphans use computers?
Because they don’t have a homepage.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!