Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
Orphan Jokes
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
Why can’t orphans use computers?
Because they don’t have a homepage.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
