Orphan jokes
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
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What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
Being an orphan is crazy and fuck gay people.
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
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What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.