Orphan

Orphan jokes

What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?

They can't see each other anymore.

Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?

Because they never came home.

I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on Father's Day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.

Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.

Orphans: YAY!

5 minutes later...

Orphans: Wait... where's the...

Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*

Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe

Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?