Orphan jokes
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesnβt pay for haircuts.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
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Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
Can someone be my daddy?
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
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What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.