Orphan jokes
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
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What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.
Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.
Boy: Exactly!
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
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What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
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I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.