why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding? Because they never came home
Yah, hurtful towards you. Bro took it personally, literally.
I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on Father's Day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.
Orphan lady: ok kids, someone donated groceries Orphans: YAY! 5 minutes late.. Orphans: Wait..wheres the.. Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter* Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
Why is an orphan bad a at tennis?
Cuz eh couldn't get any love
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
orphans are stupid am i right hehehehehehehehehhehehehe
For a present on christmas i gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button
Why are orphans so bad at football?
Me calling the orphan kid from school: hello are your parents home? The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* STOP CALLING HERE
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts. I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
why cant an orphan win a baseball game? Because they can't reach home
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner and when I decided to eat my family for dinner is called canabalism
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day because they don’t have a mother to give to
what would be Joe Biden's name if he was an orphan, "JOE".
What milk orphan babies drink? Not their moms tho
nook nook whose ther you're you're who you're parents left you
I prank called someone saying, "SON! IT'S ME, SON! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!" My friend next to me asked who I was calling, and I said, "the orphanage."
