Orphan

Orphan jokes

What did the orphan say to its parents?

"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"

They people: "No."

What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.

Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.

Like this if you think orphans are cool!

I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.

Because I hate dealing with parents.

What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?

The Chinese kid has a home.

Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?

Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!

What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?

The elevator can raise a family.

Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.