Orphan

Orphan Jokes

Parent

What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?

The elevator can raise a family.

Mistake

what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?

people go there to fix their mistakes.

Parent

Why can't an orphan get married? It doesn't have its parents' blessing.

Tree

Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.

Friend

Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?

Kid

Why do kids like to pick on orphans?

Because they can't call their parents.

Phone

Why can't orphans use a phone?

Because they don't have a home screen.

Barber

What did the orphan say to the barber?

I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.

Life

What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?

They both have no meaning.

Chip

What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?

Family size.

Mom

What do you say to the orphan?

"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"

Couple

What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?

They can't see each other anymore.