What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family.
Orphan Jokes
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
Why can't an orphan get married? It doesn't have its parents' blessing.
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
What is an orphan's favorite car?
A family car.
Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
