I heard that the world orphan organization has a sponsor......DC Comics
orphans are like a trash can they live outside
why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip
because it required a parents signature
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or Test-tube babies in an argument.
Why don't orphans have any friends
Because they don't have homies
Why do orphans like tigers idk you tell me
when you tell an orphan I did your mom in your home an and they start crying ME: you f&*k up the class:oh sh!&
the orphan tried to play baseball but he couldn't get home cause home doesn't exist for him
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind please continue
I once told an orphan to go big or go home, he replied I can't get home it got bombed
Why do orphans cry alone. They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
i got hired by a orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted
why do the orphans fuck in their cars? cuz they dont know what a home is
why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire? Cuz he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
I met a baseball player , so I told him to make a home run , and he just looked at me with sadness I don't know why
By the way he was an orphan
what's the similarity between an orphan and my dick? They both will die alone
Why cant orphans be kidnapped? Cause most kidnappers use a family van
What do orphans and homework have in common? Everybody forgets about them
why are orphans so bad at poker?
they don't know what a full house is.
whats the difference between a orphan and a baseball player ? the base ball player knows where home base is.
