If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
what would be Joe Biden's name if he was an orphan, "JOE".
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
I prank called someone saying, "SON! IT'S ME, SON! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!" My friend next to me asked who I was calling, and I said, "the orphanage."
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
Why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip?
Because it required a parent's signature.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
Why do orphans like tigers idk you tell me
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
the orphan tried to play baseball but he couldn't get home cause home doesn't exist for him
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
i got hired by a orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
