Orphan jokes
I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.
If you're ever bored, kick an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why?
What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play catch?
Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.
So an orphan was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked, "Why are you crying?"
Then said, "Do you want me to get your parents?"
Do you want to know why they call it an orphanage? Because they couldn't call it orphans home.
Phone rings; "Are your parents home?"
Orphan; "Stop calling here!"
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
If you are ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents.
Double!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Triple!
Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Because that’s the only love they get.
If you are going to make fun of someone, make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn't have a homepage.
Why are priests called father? Because it's too suspicious to call them daddy.