Orphan jokes
If you are going to make fun of someone, make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn't have a homepage.
Why are priests called father? Because it's too suspicious to call them daddy.
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
How do you poop?
What did the blind deaf orphan child get for Christmas?
cancer.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Lol.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They can never make it home.
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan.
Your mum!
Joke.
Penis.
Dick.
Your mom gay.
What is a "dad?"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Ya nan!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Fuck off!