Orphan jokes
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find his family. Sorry!
Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.
What?
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What did the orphan say to his father?
Nothing, he doesn't have one.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?
Orphan: ...
On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
One day, an orphan bought a boomerang. He threw it, and it didn’t come back.
When someone calls you, say this: "Hi, welcome to Dave’s Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
I told a joke to an orphan, turns out he wasn't an orphan...
Teacher: "You can't be here after school without a parent!"
Orphan: -no response-
Mom, can I please go out and play?
... no answer.