Orphan jokes
What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?
A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.
There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.
How does E.T. have an advantage over orphans? E.T. can actually phone home.
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
How did the orphan become famous? They said, "Go big or go home."
One little orphan had roast beef, the other had none.
One little orphan went to market, the other stayed home. Wait a second.
Joe Mama!
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.
Hello.
Whenever I’m bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up.
I mean honestly, what are they going to do, tell their parents? 😂😂
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemetery has.
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
Everyone loves orphans,
other than their parents of course.
I like turtles.
Your Parents
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.