Orphan jokes
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemetery has.
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
Everyone loves orphans, other than their parents of course.
I like turtles.
Your Parents
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
Sex.
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.
Dad: "I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage."
Kid: "Why are you doing that?"
Dad: "So you won't get bored there."
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
Balls.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.