Orphan jokes
Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?"
Guy: That's probably because you're single.
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
DEEZ NUTS!
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
PP in the poo poo.
Why did the orphans like church so much?
So they had someone to call father...
Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.
Never tell an orphan about a family matter; they wouldn't understand.
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.
What did the orphan get for Christmas?
Lego figures from his friend, but they ran away too.
Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?
Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)
Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
So there were three baby chickens and two mothers. The first baby said, "Why am I named Calf?"
And the mother said, "I f***ed a cow."
Then the second baby came up to its mother, and it said, "Why am I named B***h?"
And its mom said, "I f***ed a wolf."
And the final baby came to its mother and said, "Why am I named Orphan?" And because its mother wasn't there to see it, this is what I have to say: "Because you are one, you ducking hitch!!"