Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)
Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.
Orphan Jokes
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
So there were three baby chickens and two mothers. The first baby said, "Why am I named Calf?"
And the mother said, "I f***ed a cow."
Then the second baby came up to its mother, and it said, "Why am I named B***h?"
And its mom said, "I f***ed a wolf."
And the final baby came to its mother and said, "Why am I named Orphan?" And because its mother wasn't there to see it, this is what I have to say: "Because you are one, you ducking hitch!!"
If you're ever bored, pee on an android. Apple is better!
If you're ever bored, adopt an orphan. What is he going to do, be kissed by Vedanta?
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?
Can an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Q: What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
A: The homepage.
April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."
Why does my mum eat carrots?
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.
These are meannnnn.
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
One day, I saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" I said, "His parents."
Reeeeeeeeeeee!
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
Why did the orphan run into the street? To get to the other side of life.
Why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?
Because he thought that she would leave him too.
Max Heart and his gay cousin Nickals Amoto say I back out of a fight. When he said let's fight, then last minute he said he doesn't want to, then says I chickened out. I [was] ready to fight, but his gut [was] swollen [and] his arms [were]. He actually looks like Humpty Dumpty, but [I] just wanted to say he backed out + Max and Nickals are both gay with each other.
