Orphan jokes
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
Poo.
Punch an orphan in the face what they gonna do? Tell there parents
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell "yo mama" jokes.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
An orphan finds a genie.
Orphan: "My first wish is to be rich."
Genie: "Of course."
Orphan: "My second wish is to be famous."
Genie: "Done."
Orphan: "I wish my parents could come back!"
Genie: "I told you I can't bring people back from the dead!"
Myself.
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.
Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost and calls for his mum, then remembers.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find his family. Sorry!
Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.
What?
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What did the orphan say to his father?
Nothing, he doesn't have one.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.