Orphan jokes

When someone calls you, say this: "Hi, welcome to Dave’s Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"

What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?

Home Depot.

I told a joke to an orphan, turns out he wasn't an orphan...

Teacher: "You can't be here after school without a parent!"

Orphan: -no response-

Mom, can I please go out and play?

... no answer.

Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?"

Guy: That's probably because you're single.

Why can't orphans go on school field trips?

Parent Signature: _______

DEEZ NUTS!

It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.

What do you call an orphan? Batman.

PP in the poo poo.

Why did the orphans like church so much?

So they had someone to call father...

Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.

Never tell an orphan about a family matter; they wouldn't understand.

Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.

Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.

What did the orphan get for Christmas?

Lego figures from his friend, but they ran away too.

Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?

Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."

When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?

If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?