Orphan jokes

What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣

I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.

Dad: "I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage."

Kid: "Why are you doing that?"

Dad: "So you won't get bored there."

What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?

Answer: Who cares?

Balls.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?

I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.

What is the difference between an American and an orphan?

They don't have a home to get their guns.

Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.

What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?

If you throw them, they both will never come back.

Poo.

Punch an orphan in the face what they gonna do? Tell there parents

Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell "yo mama" jokes.

If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

An orphan finds a genie.

Orphan: "My first wish is to be rich."

Genie: "Of course."

Orphan: "My second wish is to be famous."

Genie: "Done."

Orphan: "I wish my parents could come back!"

Genie: "I told you I can't bring people back from the dead!"

Myself.

Why are orphans called orphans?

'Cause they're gay.

Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.

(Also, I banged ya mum ;))

An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost and calls for his mum, then remembers.

Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?

Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥