Orphan jokes
What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?
An orphan.
The orphanage said I couldn't go home.
Your dad is gone.
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
Why did the orphan cross the street? Because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't go home.
Last night I burned down an orphanage.
There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Why couldn't the orphan go into the restaurant?
It was family friendly.
Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?
Because she had none of the above.
Why did the orphan cross the ride?
I forgot.
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
FRIEND: Hey, want to come to my house?
LONELY ORPHAN/TRUMP: Want to come to my orphange?
FRIEND: Dude, I'm blocking you!
LONELY ORPHAN: :(
Tell a dark joke to an orphan, then hit them. They'll get the punchline right away.
What would an orphan ask for Christmas?
"A someone."
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
Why can’t orphans celebrate Christmas?
Because they have no family.
If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.
Give me the most likes on this site.
What do you do when you see a sad orphan?
Nothing, let them wait for their parents.
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
Roses are red, Your blood is too. You look like a monkey and belong in a zoo.
Do not worry, I will be there too, Not in a cage but laughing at you!