Orphan jokes
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Orphan: What's a mama?
Random kid: *shook*
Orphan's prayer: In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. Amen.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
Why are so many people mean to orphans?
They can’t cry to their parents.
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.
Orphan: "I want to kill my parents."
People: "I don't think you have the facilities for that, big man."
Why do orphans love having sex?
Because they can finally call somebody "daddy."
Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."
What is an orphan's favorite show?
Batman.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Cause it's a family company.
Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?
How did the orphan survive birth?
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If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
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What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
For an orphan, any bag of chips is family size.
Orphans are depressed, hahaha.