iPhone X jokes
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X? Because it didn't have a home button.
Q: Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for their birthday?
A: 'Cause it don't have a home button.
Why are orphans only able to have iPhone X's? Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.
It doesn’t have a home button.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Why can't you buy an iPhone X?
It's too expensive.
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.
Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.
People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."
Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."