Ghetto jokes

What is the most difficult day in the ghetto?

Father's Day.

Why can’t orphans say "I’m in the ghetto?" Because they can’t say "I’m in a home."

Where do poor Italians live?

The spaghetto.

Like if you know someone is emo.

I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.

How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.

Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.