Ghetto jokes
What is the most difficult day in the ghetto?
Father's Day.
Why can’t orphans say "I’m in the ghetto?" Because they can’t say "I’m in a home."
Memes
Where do poor Italians live?
The spaghetto.
Like if you know someone is emo.
I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!
Sometimes I wish my gf was here, that way we could have some fun in my bed. Then I realize she's right across the hall. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA)!!
Me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying, "I like ya cut g."
