Ghetto jokes

What is the most difficult day in the ghetto?

Father's Day.

Why can’t orphans say "I’m in the ghetto?" Because they can’t say "I’m in a home."

Where do poor Italians live?

The spaghetto.

Like if you know someone is emo.

I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.

Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.

My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."