Orphan jokes
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
EMMETT BROWN IS FAT.
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
Why can’t orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
Hi person reading this.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
"Ur mum gay..."
Sorry wrong person.
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
I'm at the circus, Noah O'Brien.
An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"
"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
An old lady walks into an adoption center, and the lady that runs the business says, "Oh, haven’t seen you in a long time!"
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
Are all orphans home-a-phobic?
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
If you kill an orphan, would that count as a squad wipe?
These jokes are fun for the whole family to enjoy.
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?