Orphan jokes
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
An old lady walks into an adoption center, and the lady that runs the business says, "Oh, haven’t seen you in a long time!"
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
Are all orphans home-a-phobic?
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
If you kill an orphan, would that count as a squad wipe?
These jokes are fun for the whole family to enjoy.
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of kids.
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you."
Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
So there's an orphan in a hospital, and the doctor walks up and says, "Sorry, kid, but this is a family hospital."
Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
Cock.
The other day I was in the park and got bored, so I found an orphan and punched him in the face, laughed at him, and said, "Whatcha gonna do, tell your parents?"