Orphan jokes
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of kids.
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you."
Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
So there's an orphan in a hospital, and the doctor walks up and says, "Sorry, kid, but this is a family hospital."
Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
Cock.
The other day I was in the park and got bored, so I found an orphan and punched him in the face, laughed at him, and said, "Whatcha gonna do, tell your parents?"
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, because his parents ran away.
Double whammy. Orphan jokes are like a kid with cancer; it never gets old. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Principal: You're being bad. I'm gonna need to call your parents!
Orphan: *sits there sadly*
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.