Orphan jokes
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple got picked.
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
Me: I’m gonna smite the life out of you!!!
Orphan: What! No! Please no!
Me: What you gonna do? Run home and tell your parents? Wait, I forgot, you don’t have a home or parents!!!!
Once I saw a girl crying and asked, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at orphanages.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company...
Why are orphans prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
Damn, y'all hit it hard with orphan jokes.
What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.
A teacher asked his students a math question.
"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"
After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.
"One dollar!" she said.
Me: Shut up! If you don't shut up, I'm gonna tell your parents!
You: Why? I don't have any.
What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
What is an orphan's favorite time with his family?
"Me time."
Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?
A: Fall.
If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.