Orphan jokes
I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
Orphans have no home.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
Girl: I've been an orphan since I was three.
Boy: Knock knock.
Girl: ...Who's there?
Boy: Not your parents!
An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
The puppies actually get adopted.
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
Why can’t orphans buy ice cream?
They don’t have money.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
Why was the orphan happy that he got in trouble at school?
Because the principal was going to call his parents.
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.