Orphan jokes
Me: When I saw an orphan on the street in rags.
Also me: Are you okay?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave it away?
Me: Because you have no family.
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆
Why did the orphan say, "Help?" He needed his brother.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan be a bully? Because they don't have parents.
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
DAD: I'm bringing your toys to the orphanage.
SON: Why?
DAD: You're going to need them.
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
Eat frozen orphans, it's ğøöđ.
Fuck y'all, orphan lives matter!
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
I started crying when my dad was chopping onions.
Onions was such a good dog!
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.