Orphan

Orphan jokes

A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.

I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.

If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.

joe: Are your mom and dad nice?

zozo: Well, they were until I murdered them over a bottle of Pringles.

joe: Oh, so you are an orphan and a murderer.

Orphan: I want to be like Batman.

Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.

Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Orphan: What's a mama?

Random kid: *shook*

Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.

Why are so many people mean to orphans?

They can’t cry to their parents.

Why can’t orphans get in trouble?

Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.

Orphan: "I want to kill my parents."

People: "I don't think you have the facilities for that, big man."

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  • Why do orphans love having sex?

    Because they can finally call somebody "daddy."