Orphan jokes
Why are orphanages like dogs?
Because they get adopted.
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.
The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.
From your Dad.
I won’t be back for a while, it’s a very long line.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror.
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.
One day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed, "You're adopted!" He said, "Yeah, I know. My REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
Are the three little pigs orphans because their mom kicked them out of the house?
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.