Orphan jokes
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
Eat frozen orphans, it's ğøöđ.
Fuck y'all, orphan lives matter!
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
I started crying when my dad was chopping onions.
Onions was such a good dog!
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
Orphans have no home.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
Girl: I've been an orphan since I was three.
Boy: Knock knock.
Girl: ...Who's there?
Boy: Not your parents!