Orphan jokes
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
Why was the orphan happy that he got in trouble at school?
Because the principal was going to call his parents.
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Murueurx.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
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What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple got picked.
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
Me: I’m gonna smite the life out of you!!!
Orphan: What! No! Please no!
Me: What you gonna do? Run home and tell your parents? Wait, I forgot, you don’t have a home or parents!!!!
Once I saw a girl crying and asked, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at orphanages.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.