Orphan jokes
Girl: I've been an orphan since I was three.
Boy: Knock knock.
Girl: ...Who's there?
Boy: Not your parents!
An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
The puppies actually get adopted.
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
Why can’t orphans buy ice cream?
They don’t have money.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
Why was the orphan happy that he got in trouble at school?
Because the principal was going to call his parents.
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Murueurx.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂