Me: Hey, I’m your mom.
Orphan: Yay, you came back!
Me: Sike!
Orphan Jokes
What is an orphan's favorite event? Homecoming.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
Teacher: Describe a penguin.
Student: Black, white, beak.
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
I farted how bout u?
Teacher: I used to be an orphan once.
Student: OOFT.
Teacher: Who are we missing?
Student: Your parents.
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
Your mum isn't home.
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
Why did the orphan call Mr. Smith "daddy"? Because he put her in the vices and taught her a lesson about virginity.
Knock, knock!
"Is that daddy?"
No, but I'm about to be, so get on your knees!
