Orphan jokes

Tina, we neeeeeeed to talk, please!

-Alya

Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.

A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.

I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.

This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."

Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!

Hey, this is to orphans:

"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!

Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Their dad did not come back with the milk.

To Mr. Nice Guy, you are nice, sweet, and caring! I am so grateful to be your friend!

Anyone who makes orphan jokes... STOP! It's rude and not even funny. GET YOUR BUTT OFF THIS SITE IF YOU'RE GONNA BE RUDE!

Hi everyone that is mean to freshfry, Addison Banks, Drew, watersharky, Gwen, and jk master, fucking get off this site, bullies! I love everyone here except the bullies!

Why did the orphan join the baseball team?

Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.

I told kids to make a family tree. God, I love working at the orphanages.

Me: *watching TV*

Mom: Omg, no way, your dad is coming!

Me: Really?

Mom: Obviously not, he never loved or wanted you.

Why did the kid cry?

His dad didn't get the milk.

When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.