Orphan jokes
How do orphans have a family reunion?
They use a Ouija board.
freshfry, we need to talk now...
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
Whoever said that about me better pray!
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
Hi good morning, Alex, are you on? This is So Chat...
Why can orphans never be kidnapped?
No one can tell them that "your parents said that they would be delayed and I was told to pick you up."
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.
When you go to an orphanage for a field trip: When the workers said, "I remember you as a kid."
Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!
I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.
Alex, respond to me, please! LOL
"Alex! We need to talk! Now!"