What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
Orphan Jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Why do orphans have water in their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
frshfry we need to talk now!
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.
drew here freshfry you are almost deadfry! I forgive you, just don't do it again. You know what I am talking about!
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?
The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."
Whoever is an orphan and wants these to go, or if you just want them to go away, comment down below, or if you can't comment, give it a thumbs up!
Orphan jokes? They protest.
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"
tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!
