Orphan jokes

Why did the orphan start crying?

Because his apple found a home in his stomach.

Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.

What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.

What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?

Dodge the coat hanger!

I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.

Alex, respond to me, please! LOL

"Alex! We need to talk! Now!"

Everyone, Alya is okay!!!!!!!!!! She got up, she can walk, and she can talk regular!!!!

Guys, I am Aly's friend, Ava. Come over here.

Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?

Because they both split away from their family.

Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?

Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!

Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)

Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!

Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina

Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.

Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!

What type of pictures do orphans take?

Selfies.

Hi Alex, it's 2:00 Easter time. Freshfry is a scaredy-cat. He left when you left, lol.

Freshfry, my friend, please talk to me!

"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."