Orphan jokes
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
Why can’t orphans drink? Because they don’t have any money.
I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
What type of phones do orphans have?
IPhone XR—it has no home button.
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donald's.
"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes."
"No, not until their parents pick them up."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
How do orphans have a family reunion?
They use a Ouija board.
freshfry, we need to talk now...
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
Whoever said that about me better pray!
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
Hi good morning, Alex, are you on? This is So Chat...
Why can orphans never be kidnapped?
No one can tell them that "your parents said that they would be delayed and I was told to pick you up."
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.
When you go to an orphanage for a field trip: When the workers said, "I remember you as a kid."