Orphan jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
To Mr. Nice Guy, you are nice, sweet, and caring! I am so grateful to be your friend!
Anyone who makes orphan jokes... STOP! It's rude and not even funny. GET YOUR BUTT OFF THIS SITE IF YOU'RE GONNA BE RUDE!
Hi everyone that is mean to freshfry, Addison Banks, Drew, watersharky, Gwen, and jk master, fucking get off this site, bullies! I love everyone here except the bullies!
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
I told kids to make a family tree. God, I love working at the orphanages.
Me: *watching TV*
Mom: Omg, no way, your dad is coming!
Me: Really?
Mom: Obviously not, he never loved or wanted you.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
I just killed a family of five.
Now I’m an orphan.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.
My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!
Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."
What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!
What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))