Orphan jokes

Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?

A: They already ate the bat.

What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.

Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.

Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.

They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.

What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?

One has a home.

Why do orphans play baseball?

Because they have to run back to home base.

Peter: *curses*

Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?

Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.

Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!

"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""

Old soviet joke.

"Who is your mother?" "Our great Soviet country." "Who is your father?" "Our dear comrade Stalin." "What's your greatest desire?" "Becoming an orphan."

What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.

What is one word orphans can't spell?

Family.

Imagine everyone being hoes.

I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"

Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?

Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.

What show do orphans hate?

"American Dad."

Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?

Go drop-kick an orphan. No one will know, not like his parents would know.

Why do orphans like Batman? They are 50% like him.

Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?

Because everyone says go big or go home!

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