Orphan jokes
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
I just killed a family of five.
Now I’m an orphan.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.
My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!
Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."
What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!
What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Why do orphans have water in their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
frshfry we need to talk now!
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.
drew here freshfry you are almost deadfry! I forgive you, just don't do it again. You know what I am talking about!
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?
The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!