Orphan jokes

Orphan joke club Discord coming soon.

I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...

Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.

Stop the orphan jokes!

If aliens were real,

then orphans would finally have a home.

Dads are boomerangs, I hope.

HIIIIIIIIIII

I LOVE ORPHANS!

I AM SFLUGO FOUNDER OF THE PRO ORPHAN JOKE CLUB. Just want to say that people spamming does nothing and we will keep making our jokes!! #SaveOrphanJokes and please say in the comments if you want to join the club.

Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.

STOP THE FRICKING ORPHAN JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP THEM NOW! STOP THEM NOW NOW NOW N.O.W.

"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.

Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.

Guy: Where are they then?

Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].

Orphans: Where are my parents?

Random person: In the bed.

What was the orphan's first video game console?

PS5 because it has no home button.

What did the adopted poker player say?

"Will you raise me?"

Hello, I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are saying to get rid of them, but we say NO! If you want to join, comment and say, "#SaveOrphanJokes."

How to get rich:

Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.

Step 2: Knock out the orphan.

Step 3: Cut open the orphan.

Step 4: Well there [are] organs.

Step 5: Do it again.

And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.

Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?

Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?

Ruhan.

Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?

Because it doesn't have a joke button.