Orphan jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
Orphans have feelings too, but I don't understand why it's fun to make fun of them, right?
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
Why did the orphan commit mass murder?
To be on top of the wanted list.
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.