Orphan jokes
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
I have a fat ass.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"