Orphan jokes
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
I have a fat ass.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
Knock knock. Who's there? Not your dad.
I wish my dad was home. I haven’t seen him since the shot of 2008.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.