Orphan

Orphan jokes

People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"

I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.

My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.

When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"

"Sure."

"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"

"What?"

"They both get thrown out."

Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.

What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?

One you cut into 2 with a knife.

And the watermelon you cut into pieces.

Why do orphans love to play family?

Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.

How do you get an orphan sad?

You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.

Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?

Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.