Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
Orphan Jokes
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
An orphan's first word would be "orphan keeper."
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
What is the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's dad?
The boomerang comes back.
What's missing in an orphanage computer?
"The motherboard."
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
Hey, look, it's that "TRAINS gender" guy. He says, "I like trains." Uh oh!
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
