Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?"
Friend: "Yeah, but you are too."
Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."
Orphan Jokes
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
What did the Teacher say to the orphan?
"I am calling your parents!"
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
What's the difference between you and an orphan?
Nothing.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
Mom! Mom! The class called me an orphan.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?
A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.
The parents who left their kids on the side of the road should have thought twice and got an abortion.
