Orphan jokes
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.