Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
Orphan Jokes
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
Merry Christmas, my fellow hoes!
Why is the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
I don't give two shits about how evil these are. They're funny.
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.
Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣
