Orphan jokes
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
Merry Christmas, my fellow hoes!
Why is the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
I don't give two shits about how evil these are. They're funny.
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!