Why did Wilson die? Cuz he sucks!
Orphan Jokes
Why do orphans love dogs?
Because dogs stay with them.
Dad: "I'll be back in a minute."
20 years later
Orphan: "Dad?"
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)
