Orphan jokes
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What's brown and sticky?
An orphan.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.
Teacher: Why are you late!
Girl: I need my beauty sleep.
Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.
Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.