Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
Orphan's Choice
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, smarty pants! You know how orphans don't have parents? And 'picking' can mean choosing something, or, like, picking apples from a tree? So, the joke is that orphans only get to 'pick' apples because they don't have parents to pick them! Get it? I know you are not an orphan, you have parents. Now keep on living, you donkey.