Orphan jokes
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?
Because they can't have homemade meals.
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.