Orphan jokes
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?
Because they can't have homemade meals.
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
I asked a kid where their parents were...
Lol
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.