Orphan jokes
Ligma.
Ligma balls.
Why can't orphans go to sleepovers?
Their parents never say yes.
My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.
Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
A: Apples get picked.
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "We Are Family."
I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
It's not a mistake, it's a ✨ masterpiece ✨.
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?