Orphan jokes
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What games do orphans hate?
Bingo.
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
My girlfriend broke up with me today. Her mom had to take her to daycare. 😢😢😢
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
My name is Shelly Bobby... I don't know my last name.
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.