Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
Orphan Jokes
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
What is the one kind of work orphans don’t know? Homework.
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Ligma.
Ligma balls.
Why can't orphans go to sleepovers?
Their parents never say yes.
My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.
Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
A: Apples get picked.
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "We Are Family."
I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
It's not a mistake, it's a ✨ masterpiece ✨.
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
