Orphan jokes
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
"F" stand for family, that's why "orphan" is spelled with "ph."
An orphan girl wanted a family so she was raped until pregnant. Problem solved.
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
I dated an orphan and then later married him for 7 years until he told me he was an orphan.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
I meant because.
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?