Orphan jokes
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
My name is Shelly Bobby... I don't know my last name.
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?
Because they can't have homemade meals.