Orange jokes
Why'd the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice.
Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton because it said, "CONCENTRATE!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
Off brand Hollow Knight
While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋
What is large, grey, and it doesn't matter? An Irrelephant! Hahahahahahahahaha! Hahaha!
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
I just took an orange soda bath this morning. The next thing I knew, it turned out to be a river of Orange Crush.
My friend's mom once told me that when Trump was elected president, she said to my friend: "Hey look, an orange became president. We got an orange as a president before a girl as president."
Why is an apple not called a "red", but an orange is called an "orange"?
Why did the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice!
What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?
Oranges because they have vitamin C.
What's the difference between an orange?
A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green."
"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."
"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."
"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"
"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."
"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"
"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."
"Get out of my store you grigger!"
"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
I used to think all Americans were racist.
Now I've changed my mind. They DID elect an orange president.
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Orange you glad I didn't say apple again?
If Red gets voted out, what happened?
Red is not voted out, Red is a hacker, so he kills Blue. OK, so someone found Blue's body. Red said, "Where?"
Lime, Green, and Purple said, "How is Red not dead?"
Red: "I am a hacker, you noobs!"
Lime, Green, and Purple run.
Red killed them all. Red is the win, but he is not the win.
Black killed Red. Black is the win.
LOL