Orange Jokes

PungentHummus

What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.

George Simons
in Egg

What did the blender say to the orange juice? What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid shut the fuck up.

J0K35 (week 1)

Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?

Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal

Anonymous
in Puns

I just found out i'm colourblind!

The diagnosis came completely out of the orange!

Amy

All these oranges but you still orange the one for me

GREG PAUL

Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow?

So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms

Anonymous

What is an orange cucumber…….. A carrot duh

Friut
in Puns

During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said "Berry Christmas!"

Watto

What did an Orange day before going to work?

Back to the rind!

Anonymous
in Fruit

why did the orange stop? because it ran out of juice

Anonymous
in Orphan

What is the difference between an orange and an orphan??

The orphan always gets picked..... oh wait i meant an orange always gets picked

Corbin Root

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke

Mia

Chinese takeout $15 . 00 gas to get there $1.50 . Getting home to find they,very forgotten one of your dishes RICELESS

Mike
in Trump

The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on earth again.

Anonymous
in Alligator

what did the teacher say to the student?

Orange you glad to see me?

Anonymous
in Alien

Things said by racist aliens:

"Some of my best friends are Green."

"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."

"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."

"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"

"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."

"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"

"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."

"Get the hell out of my store you grigger!"

"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"

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Anonymi Spools

"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"

"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"

Meme King
in Nut

What do orphans and people eating oranges have in com´n. They both are eating balls.

Anonymous

why dint the orange go to the docter

bc he had vitemen C