Me dont know why trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes1 so does that mean he is some fucking dog
Chinese takeout $15 . 00 gas to get there $1.50 . Getting home to find they,very forgotten one of your dishes RICELESS
Donald Trump is like really orange.
What did the blender say to the orange juice? What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid shut the fuck up.
The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on earth again.
How Jupiter was discovered.once there was a fat lady who farted yellow,orange,and peache.all that fart went to space and created a planet that nasa sall and went over their there but it smelled really bad
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell em for double the price!
Why is Mars red and not orange because it would be to bright
orange: hey pear: hey orange: no hay!
When you ask your friend'Can I hear a joke. ̈ ̈Sure ̈ ̈What do orphans and orange peels have the same. ̈ ̈What? ̈ ̈They both get thrown out
Obama was America’s first black president and Trump was their first orange one
Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel.
YO MAMA! Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton... because it said CONCENTRATE!
What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool
-a baby with flat armbands-
while fucking a hot auntie pressing tightly her boobs and fondling He: What do you feed your babies ? She: Milk and Orange juice He: Wow, which side is orange juice ? 😋
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because it said concentration camp
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit. An orange jumpsuit that is :)
I just took a orange soda bath this morning the next i knew it turn out to be a river of orange kist.
