Orange jokes
While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA.
Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas at the crib playin' Fortnite with your grandma.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?
"I guess orange is the new black."
Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?
Because he had vitamin C.
Chinese takeout $15.00, gas to get there $1.50. Getting home to find they've forgotten one of your dishes... rice-less!
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
Why were the apple and orange all alone? Because the banana "split."
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?
Oranges because they have vitamin C.
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
What's the difference between Trump and a Cheez-It cracker?
The cracker is naturally orange.
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it is just a FANTAsea.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."