Orange jokes

While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋

What’s a German’s favorite drink? Orange Jews. Hundred percent concentrated.

There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.

An orange jumpsuit that is :)

What is large, grey, and it doesn't matter? An Irrelephant! Hahahahahahahahaha! Hahaha!

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?

Because it said "concentration camp."

I just took an orange soda bath this morning. The next thing I knew, it turned out to be a river of Orange Crush.

Why did the orange lose the race?

Because it ran out of juice!

What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?

Oranges because they have vitamin C.

What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁

What's the difference between an orange?

A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.

If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?

Things said by racist aliens:

"Some of my best friends are Green."

"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."

"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."

"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"

"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."

"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"

"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."

"Get out of my store you grigger!"

"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?

Apple

Apple

Apple

Apple

Apple

Orange you glad I didn't say apple again?

If Red gets voted out, what happened?

Red is not voted out, Red is a hacker, so he kills Blue. OK, so someone found Blue's body. Red said, "Where?"

Lime, Green, and Purple said, "How is Red not dead?"

Red: "I am a hacker, you noobs!"

Lime, Green, and Purple run.

Red killed them all. Red is the win, but he is not the win.

Black killed Red. Black is the win.

LOL

All these oranges, but you're still the one for me.

Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, brown, and yellow?

So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.

Q. What's the difference between Trump and a piece of shit? A. Shit isn't orange.

What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?

The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.

What is an orange cucumber?

A carrot, duh!