Orange jokes
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a piece of shit? A. Shit isn't orange.
During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said, "Berry Christmas!"
I went to the store and I saw no oranges, and I went to ask the cashier:
"Cashier: Which one?"
Kaj je pomaranča rekla, ko jo je povozil avto?
What is an orange cucumber?
A carrot, duh!
Memes
Don't trust the caption! it's a kiwi...
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
What did an orange say the day before going to work?
"Back to the rind!"
What did the teacher say to the student?
Orange you glad to see me?
Q: What is Trump?
A: An oversized oompa loompa.
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
I used to think all Americans were racist.
Now I've changed my mind. They DID elect an orange president.
"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller."
Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!
Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"
What is an orange?
World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.
What do you get when Glen fucks an orange?
Adam.
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.
BORNANA
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say Banna? Yup! 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.
I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑
I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA.
Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas at the crib playin' Fortnite with your grandma.