Orange jokes
Kaj je pomaranča rekla, ko jo je povozil avto?
I went to the store and I saw no oranges, and I went to ask the cashier:
"Cashier: Which one?"
What did an orange say the day before going to work?
"Back to the rind!"
During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said, "Berry Christmas!"
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
Memes
Don't trust the caption! it's a kiwi...
What did the teacher say to the student?
Orange you glad to see me?
Q: What is Trump?
A: An oversized oompa loompa.
"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller."
Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!
I used to think all Americans were racist.
Now I've changed my mind. They DID elect an orange president.
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"
Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.
What is an orange?
World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.
What do you get when Glen fucks an orange?
Adam.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say Banna? Yup! 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.
BORNANA
I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.
I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑
I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.
Why Cristiano Ronaldo loves oranges??
Because they contain vitamin suiiiii!
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA.
Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas at the crib playin' Fortnite with your grandma.
Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle?
He's white on the inside.
He's orange on the outside.
And then there's that stick!
Once I saw Donald Trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference 😂