What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
Orange Jokes
What is an orange cucumber?
A carrot, duh!
What did an orange say the day before going to work?
"Back to the rind!"
During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said, "Berry Christmas!"
I used to think all Americans were racist.
Now I've changed my mind. They DID elect an orange president.
What did the teacher say to the student?
Orange you glad to see me?
Q: What is Trump?
A: An oversized oompa loompa.
"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller."
Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"
Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.
What is an orange?
World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.
What do you get when Glen fucks an orange?
Adam.
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.
BORNANA
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say Banna? Yup! 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.
I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑
I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.
Why Cristiano Ronaldo loves oranges??
Because they contain vitamin suiiiii!
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA.
Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas at the crib playin' Fortnite with your grandma.
Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle?
He's white on the inside.
He's orange on the outside.
And then there's that stick!
Once I saw Donald Trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference 😂
Obama was America's first black president, and Trump was their first orange one.
