Orange

Orange Jokes

Orphan

What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?

The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.

Day

What did an orange say the day before going to work?

"Back to the rind!"

Holiday

During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said, "Berry Christmas!"

President

I used to think all Americans were racist.

Now I've changed my mind. They DID elect an orange president.

Florida

"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller."

Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!

Biden

"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"

"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"

Butt

Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.

World

What is an orange?

World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.

Food

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Banna.

Banna who?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Banna.

Banna who?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Banna.

Banna who?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Banna who?

Orange you glad I didn’t say Banna? Yup! 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Poop

I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.

I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑

I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.

Rhyme

Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA.

Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas at the crib playin' Fortnite with your grandma.

Donald Trump

Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle?

He's white on the inside.

He's orange on the outside.

And then there's that stick!