During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said "Berry Christmas!"
what did the teacher say to the student?
Orange you glad to see me?
what do u get when glen fuckes a orange ...adam
"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller." Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!
My young son saw trump on TV he asked "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied "Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don't want it to rust"
I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said; “Well, that’s a little condescending.”
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
Whats the difference between an orphan and an orange? One gets picked
Trump is so orange that he makes the oompa loompa's look white.
Once I saw Donald trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference😂
why dint the orange go to the docter
bc he had vitemen C
if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal
my sis said only garlic and onuings can make u cry
so i throw a orang at her
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
while fucking a hot auntie pressing tightly her boobs and fondling He: What do you feed your babies ? She: Milk and Orange juice He: Wow, which side is orange juice ? 😋
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a Copycat
Q:What is Trump
A: an oversized oompa loompa
Chinese takeout $15 . 00 gas to get there $1.50 . Getting home to find they,very forgotten one of your dishes RICELESS
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in com´n. They both are eating balls.