Orange jokes
I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.
I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑
I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.
I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
What's the difference between an orange?
A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.
Don't trust the caption! it's a kiwi...
What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?
Oranges because they have vitamin C.
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.
Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
What is an orange?
World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.
I used to think all Americans were racist.
Now I've changed my mind. They DID elect an orange president.
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
Why Cristiano Ronaldo loves oranges??
Because they contain vitamin suiiiii!
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller."
Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
If Red gets voted out, what happened?
Red is not voted out, Red is a hacker, so he kills Blue. OK, so someone found Blue's body. Red said, "Where?"
Lime, Green, and Purple said, "How is Red not dead?"
Red: "I am a hacker, you noobs!"
Lime, Green, and Purple run.
Red killed them all. Red is the win, but he is not the win.
Black killed Red. Black is the win.
LOL
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"