What os Ronaldo,s favorite fruit? Oranges because they have vitamin suuuu
What is red orange and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls,autumn leaves 🍁
What's the difference between an orange? A hippopotamus riding a four-doored motorcycle
if an orAnge is orange does that maan its orange
I went to the store and i saw no oranges and i went to ask the cashier:cashier:which one
What is an orange cucumber........ A carrot duh
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan??
The orphan always gets picked..... oh wait i meant an orange always gets picked
During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said "Berry Christmas!"
"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller." Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
Roses are red foxes are orange I like you butt let me touch it forever
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"
Bitch i can make orange rhyme with banana
BORNANA
i like it when girls poop it rely hot. i like the big but orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange i lik alot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑
I get big weniro when i think about big farting girl
Why Cristiano Ronaldo loves oranges?? because they contain vitamin suiiiii
Bitch i can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA. Eating pork rinds sword fightin in pajamas. At the crib playin fortnite with your grandma.
Riddles not jokes
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
and last one
What can rule, but not command?
Tell meh the answers in the comments
like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/
1 more thing: DoN"t google it or search it up, use ur brain to answer these.
Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle? He white on the inside. He orange on the outside. And then there's that stick!
"You did great!"
"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"
"Nah, that's okay."
"Here's the quarter back."
"You don't want the quarter?"
"No! Quarterback!"
"Huh?"
(Crashes) (screams)
"Yo, sorry bout that."
"You think he's gonna be mad?"
"Who? Baldi?"
"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"
(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in com ́n. They both are eating balls.
