Orange

Orange Jokes

Cop

What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?

I guess orange is the new black.

President

I used to think all Americans were racist.

Now I've changed my mind. They DID elect an orange president.

Trump

I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.

He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.

Nazi

Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.

They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!

Drink

What’s a German’s favorite drink? Orange Jews. Hundred percent concentrated.

Flag

Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.

Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.

Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.

Official flag of Japan? The Sun.

Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.

Felon

I may not be as "rich" as Donald Trump, but at least I am still allowed to go on holiday to Bali, Niagara Falls, Hong Kong, and the Pyramids of Giza.

Orange Jesus can't travel to these places because these places cannot grant entry to felons.

...ah, who am I kidding? It's likely that Trump is going to prison, anyway.

Woman

What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?

A black woman dressed for church.

Orange Juice

Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.

Donald Trump

Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....

Election

Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?

Because orange is the new black.

Fruit

What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?

Oranges because they have vitamin C.

Road

Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.