What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?
I guess orange is the new black.
Orange Jokes
I used to think all Americans were racist.
Now I've changed my mind. They DID elect an orange president.
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a piece of shit? A. Shit isn't orange.
I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.
He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.
Roses are red, oranges are orange.
Get a life, quit watching porn.
What’s a German’s favorite drink? Orange Jews. Hundred percent concentrated.
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.
Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.
Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.
Official flag of Japan? The Sun.
Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.
It's no surprise Donald Trump moved to Florida. That's where the oranges are.
I may not be as "rich" as Donald Trump, but at least I am still allowed to go on holiday to Bali, Niagara Falls, Hong Kong, and the Pyramids of Giza.
Orange Jesus can't travel to these places because these places cannot grant entry to felons.
...ah, who am I kidding? It's likely that Trump is going to prison, anyway.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
What do you call an orange on a small stick?
Donald Trump.
Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel.
What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?
Oranges because they have vitamin C.
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
