Orange jokes
Why'd the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice.
Why is an apple not called a "red", but an orange is called an "orange"?
Steve Jobs would've been a better president than Trump...
But I guess comparing apples to oranges is unfair.
My friend's mom once told me that when Trump was elected president, she said to my friend: "Hey look, an orange became president. We got an orange as a president before a girl as president."
Why did the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice!
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?
I guess orange is the new black.
I used to think all Americans were racist.
Now I've changed my mind. They DID elect an orange president.
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a piece of shit? A. Shit isn't orange.
I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.
He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.
Roses are red, oranges are orange.
Get a life, quit watching porn.
What’s a German’s favorite drink? Orange Jews. Hundred percent concentrated.
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.
Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.
Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.
Official flag of Japan? The Sun.
Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.
It's no surprise Donald Trump moved to Florida. That's where the oranges are.
I may not be as "rich" as Donald Trump, but at least I am still allowed to go on holiday to Bali, Niagara Falls, Hong Kong, and the Pyramids of Giza.
Orange Jesus can't travel to these places because these places cannot grant entry to felons.
...ah, who am I kidding? It's likely that Trump is going to prison, anyway.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
What do you call an orange on a small stick?
Donald Trump.