Orange jokes

I hate orange, but that always juice back.

"Orange you glad I made it?"

If Donald Trump had sex with an orange, guess what his son would be?

An orange tree! :>

When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.

I don't know why Trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes. So does that mean he is some fucking dog?

Orange you glad you are not a comedian?

Why did the orange start blushing?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

What did the blender say to the orange juice?

"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you coming?"

My young son saw Trump on TV. He asked, "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied, "Son, when Russia pays that much for equipment, they don't want it to rust."

Why did the orange stop?

Because it ran out of juice. Hahhaha.

What do you call an orange on a small stick?

Donald Trump.

Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....

I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said, “Well, that’s a little condescending.”

It's no surprise Donald Trump moved to Florida. That's where the oranges are.

Question: Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism?

Answer: Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!

What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?

"I guess orange is the new black."

If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?

Big hands.

The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.

My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell. She broke every bone in her body.

One year later, she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died.