Orange Jokes

Daniel King

Why does the orange ๐ŸŠ beat the other fruits ๐ŸŽ in every race?

Because it never runs out of juice.

Anonymous

Q:What is Trump

A: an oversized oompa loompa

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MistyShadow
in America

The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a Copycat

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Pear from Annoying Orange
in Trump

SERIOUSLY WHO WANTS FUCKING ANNOYING ORANGE AS PRESIDENT

Daniel King

Where were the first orange trees ๐ŸŠ๐ŸŒณ planted?

In Orange County.

Of you say the word "gullible" slowly, it will sound like you're saying "orange".

Emmanuel Aligbe

Orange you glad I made it

Anonymous

I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead

Daniel King

What is the healthiest fruit?

An orange ๐ŸŠ- It takes Vitamin See!

Daniel King

What do oranges ๐ŸŠ sweat?

Juice!

Anonymous

Once I saw Donald trump and an orange and couldnโ€™t tell the difference๐Ÿ˜‚

"You did great!"

"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"

"Nah, that's okay."

"Here's the quarter back."

"You don't want the quarter?"

"No! Quarterback!"

"Huh?"

(Crashes) (screams)

"Yo, sorry bout that."

"You think he's gonna be mad?"

"Who? Baldi?"

"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"

(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)

Anonymous

When knife tells Annoying Orange "I'm trying something new", Annoying Orange said "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs

Anonymous

knock knock whs,s there banana banana who.knock knock who,s there banana banana who.knock knock who,s there orange you glad a didn,t say banana.

DeeznutsinjoeMama72
in Emo

Why was the emo jealous of the orange

It came precut

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.

gummy_pug
in Trump

if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot

Sophie
in Animal

What do you call a orange parrot a carrot

Toast
in Stupid

I went to the store and i saw no oranges and i went to ask the cashier:cashier:which one