Orange Jokes

Orange you glad I made it

I hate orange, but that always juice back.

If Donald Trump had sex with an orange, guess what his son would be?

An orange tree! :>

When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.

I don't know why Trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes. So does that mean he is some fucking dog?

Funny Test Answers #6

A test paper with the title "Pre Test - Answer these questions as accurately as possible" written on it. The student's answers are written in ink. The answers are often unexpected and witty, leading to the teacher giving the student an A+ for creativity and an F for the overall exam. Some of the questions include "In which battle did Napoleon die?", "What is the main reason for divorce?", and "How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?".

Orange you glad you are not a comedian.

Why did the orange start blushing?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

What did the blender say to the orange juice?

"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."

Knock knock who’s there orange orange who orange you coming

My young son saw Trump on TV. He asked, "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied, "Son, when Russia pays that much for equipment, they don't want it to rust."

Why did the orange stop?

Because it ran out of juice. Hahhaha.

What do you call an orange on a small stick?

Donald Trump.

Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....

I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said, “Well, that’s a little condescending.”