Orange Jokes

Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?

Because it never runs out of juice.

Q:What is Trump

A: an oversized oompa loompa

The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a Copycat

SERIOUSLY WHO WANTS FUCKING ANNOYING ORANGE AS PRESIDENT

Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?

In Orange County.

Of you say the word "gullible" slowly, it will sound like you're saying "orange".

Orange you glad I made it

I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead

What is the healthiest fruit?

An orange 🍊- It takes Vitamin See!

What do oranges 🍊 sweat?

Juice!

Once I saw Donald trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference😂

"You did great!"

"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"

"Nah, that's okay."

"Here's the quarter back."

"You don't want the quarter?"

"No! Quarterback!"

"Huh?"

(Crashes) (screams)

"Yo, sorry bout that."

"You think he's gonna be mad?"

"Who? Baldi?"

"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"

(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)

When knife tells Annoying Orange "I'm trying something new", Annoying Orange said "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs

knock knock whs,s there banana banana who.knock knock who,s there banana banana who.knock knock who,s there orange you glad a didn,t say banana.

Why was the emo jealous of the orange

It came precut

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.

if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot

What do you call a orange parrot a carrot

I went to the store and i saw no oranges and i went to ask the cashier:cashier:which one