Orange jokes
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
If Donald Trump had sex with an orange, guess what his son would be?
An orange tree! :>
"Orange you glad I made it?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I did not say banana? Ha ha!
While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
Why is the orange 🍊 the fastest fruit?
Because it never runs out of juice.
A teacher gives her kindergarten students four flavors of lifesavers, and they have to guess the flavors. The students guess cherry, lime, and orange. They don't know the last flavor. So, the teacher gives them a hint and says, "It's what your parents call each other." [honey] But a little girl shouts and says, "OMG, they're assholes."
Orange you glad to see me?
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it is just a FANTAsea.
Once I saw Donald Trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference 😂
My young son saw Trump on TV. He asked, "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied, "Son, when Russia pays that much for equipment, they don't want it to rust."
Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?
Because he had vitamin C.
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
What is an orange cucumber?
A carrot, duh!
I went to the store and I saw no oranges, and I went to ask the cashier:
"Cashier: Which one?"
Steve Jobs would've been a better president than Trump...
But I guess comparing apples to oranges is unfair.
I just found out I'm colorblind!
The diagnosis came completely out of the orange!
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"