Orange jokes
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said, “Well, that’s a little condescending.”
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What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
Obama was America's first black president, and Trump was their first orange one.
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
I just took an orange soda bath this morning. The next thing I knew, it turned out to be a river of Orange Crush.
Donald Trump is, like, really orange.
What did the blender say to the orange juice?
"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."
I don't know why Trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes. So does that mean he is some fucking dog?
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say Banna? Yup! 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Q: What is Trump?
A: An oversized oompa loompa.
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
My son said, "What rhymes with orange?"
I said, "No, it doesn't!"
"You did great!"
"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"
"Nah, that's okay."
"Here's the quarterback."
"You don't want the quarter?"
"No! Quarterback!"
"Huh?"
(Crashes) (screams)
"Yo, sorry 'bout that."
"You think he's gonna be mad?"
"Who? Baldi?"
"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"
(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)
Seriously, who wants fucking Annoying Orange as president?
Why did the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice!
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.