Orange

Orange Jokes

Knife

When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.

Skin

I don't know why Trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes. So does that mean he is some fucking dog?

Salad

Why did the orange start blushing?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

Orange Juice

What did the blender say to the orange juice?

"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."

Knock

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you coming?"

Trump

My young son saw Trump on TV. He asked, "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied, "Son, when Russia pays that much for equipment, they don't want it to rust."

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  • Donald Trump

    Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....

    Midget

    I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said, “Well, that’s a little condescending.”

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  • Donald Trump

    Question: Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism?

    Answer: Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!

    Cop

    What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?

    "I guess orange is the new black."

    Hand

    If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?

    Big hands.

    Felon

    I may not be as "rich" as Donald Trump, but at least I am still allowed to go on holiday to Bali, Niagara Falls, Hong Kong, and the Pyramids of Giza.

    Orange Jesus can't travel to these places because these places cannot grant entry to felons.

    ...ah, who am I kidding? It's likely that Trump is going to prison, anyway.