Orange jokes

Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.

Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.

Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.

Official flag of Japan? The Sun.

Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.

Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!

I may not be as "rich" as Donald Trump, but at least I am still allowed to go on holiday to Bali, Niagara Falls, Hong Kong, and the Pyramids of Giza.

Orange Jesus can't travel to these places because these places cannot grant entry to felons.

...ah, who am I kidding? It's likely that Trump is going to prison, anyway.

What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?

I guess orange is the new black.

If you say the word "gullible" slowly, it will sound like you're saying "orange."

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?

I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.

Roses are red, oranges are orange.

Get a life, quit watching porn.

Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.

What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!

What did the orange say to the other orange?

I orange you glad!

Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?

Because orange is the new black.

What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?

A black woman dressed for church.

What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?

A boomerang.

What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?

Orange because they're having a they/them baby.

If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.

What is Trump's favorite snack?

Cheetos.

(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)

They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.

I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.

Who used to say, "Who loves orange soda?" Kel loves orange soda. Yes, I do, do, do, doooo! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes, I dooooo! Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel.

The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.