Orange jokes
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
Seriously, who wants fucking Annoying Orange as president?
Donald Trump is, like, really orange.
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
If Donald Trump had sex with an orange, guess what his son would be?
An orange tree! :>
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
What did the teacher say to the student?
Orange you glad to see me?
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.
Q: What is Trump?
A: An oversized oompa loompa.
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.
During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said, "Berry Christmas!"
My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell. She broke every bone in her body.
One year later, she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died.
Orange you glad you are not a comedian?
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, brown, and yellow?
So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.
What did the blender say to the orange juice?
"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."
My friend's mom once told me that when Trump was elected president, she said to my friend: "Hey look, an orange became president. We got an orange as a president before a girl as president."
"You did great!"
"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"
"Nah, that's okay."
"Here's the quarterback."
"You don't want the quarter?"
"No! Quarterback!"
"Huh?"
(Crashes) (screams)
"Yo, sorry 'bout that."
"You think he's gonna be mad?"
"Who? Baldi?"
"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"
(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you coming?"
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.