Orange jokes
Why did the orange fall off the tree? Because he went out on a limb.
Why'd the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice.
What do oranges 🍊 sweat?
Juice!
"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller."
Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!
Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton because it said, "CONCENTRATE!"
Don't trust the caption! it's a kiwi...
They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
What's the difference between an orange?
A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a piece of shit? A. Shit isn't orange.
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
All these oranges, but you're still the one for me.
Who used to say, "Who loves orange soda?" Kel loves orange soda. Yes, I do, do, do, doooo! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes, I dooooo! Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel.
I don't know why Trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes. So does that mean he is some fucking dog?
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
What's the difference between Trump and a Cheez-It cracker?
The cracker is naturally orange.
Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel.