My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell. She broke every bone in her body.
One year later, she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died.
My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell. She broke every bone in her body.
One year later, she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died.
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.
Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.
Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.
Official flag of Japan? The Sun.
Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?
I guess orange is the new black.
If you say the word "gullible" slowly, it will sound like you're saying "orange."
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
What did the orange say to the other orange?
I orange you glad!
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
Roses are red, oranges are orange.
Get a life, quit watching porn.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.
Who used to say, "Who loves orange soda?" Kel loves orange soda. Yes, I do, do, do, doooo! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes, I dooooo! Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel.
I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.
He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.