Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
I may not be as "rich" as Donald Trump, but at least I am still allowed to go on holiday to Bali, Niagara Falls, Hong Kong, and the Pyramids of Giza. Orange Jesus can't travel to these places because these places cannot grant entry to felons.
...ah, who am I kidding? It's likely that Trump is going to prison, anyway.
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf Official flag of Japan? The Sun Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol
Of you say the word "gullible" slowly, it will sound like you're saying "orange".
What did the orange say to the other orange?
I orange you glad!
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
What do you call a orange parrot a carrot
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange A black Woman dressed for church
what do u call a autism kid eith orange hair
a boomarang
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
What colour would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025
Orange bc their having a they/them baby
if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot
What is trump's favorite snack? Cheetos
(get it?) (he looks like a cheeto)
I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead
Who use to say who loves orange soda Kel loves orange soda yes i do doooooo oh yes oh yes oh yes i dooooooo? Kel Mitchell from kenan and kel.
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orange orange orange knock knock orange orange you happy I did not say orange again
why were the apple and orange all alone? because the banana "split"
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange." So I replied, "No it doesn't."
