My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell. She broke every bone in her body.
One year later, she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died.
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.
Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.
Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.
Official flag of Japan? The Sun.
Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.
Roses are red, oranges are orange.
Get a life, quit watching porn.
If you say the word "gullible" slowly, it will sound like you're saying "orange."
What did the orange say to the other orange?
I orange you glad!
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
What do you call a orange parrot a carrot
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
Who used to say, "Who loves orange soda?" Kel loves orange soda. Yes, I do, do, do, doooo! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes, I dooooo! Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel.
I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.
The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"
Orange: Hey.
Pear: Hey.
Orange: No hay!
