Why is Mars red and not orange because it would be to bright
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell em for double the price!
Why was the emo jealous of the orange
It came precut
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
orange: hey pear: hey orange: no hay!
my sis said only garlic and onuings can make u cry
so i throw a orang at her
If an orange is called an orange why isn’t a lemon called a yellow
Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel.
When you ask your friend'Can I hear a joke. ̈ ̈Sure ̈ ̈What do orphans and orange peels have the same. ̈ ̈What? ̈ ̈They both get thrown out
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in
Knock knock
who's there
orange
orange who
orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before.
"You did great!"
"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"
"Nah, that's okay."
"Here's the quarter back."
"You don't want the quarter?"
"No! Quarterback!"
"Huh?"
(Crashes) (screams)
"Yo, sorry bout that."
"You think he's gonna be mad?"
"Who? Baldi?"
"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"
(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)
What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and the orange. The taste good.
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit. An orange jumpsuit that is :)
What is large, grey, and it doesn't matter? An Irrelephant. Hahahahahahahahaha! hahaha!
I just took a orange soda bath this morning the next i knew it turn out to be a river of orange kist.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because it said concentration camp