When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
Why were the apple and orange all alone? Because the banana "split."
Orange: Hey.
Pear: Hey.
Orange: No hay!
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.
So I threw an orange at her.
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel.
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.
"You did great!"
"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"
"Nah, that's okay."
"Here's the quarterback."
"You don't want the quarter?"
"No! Quarterback!"
"Huh?"
(Crashes) (screams)
"Yo, sorry 'bout that."
"You think he's gonna be mad?"
"Who? Baldi?"
"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"
(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)
Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton because it said, "CONCENTRATE!"
What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋
