Why were the apple and orange all alone? Because the banana "split."
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.
So I threw an orange at her.
Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel.
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.
Knock knock
who's there
orange
orange who
orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before.
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
"You did great!"
"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"
"Nah, that's okay."
"Here's the quarterback."
"You don't want the quarter?"
"No! Quarterback!"
"Huh?"
(Crashes) (screams)
"Yo, sorry 'bout that."
"You think he's gonna be mad?"
"Who? Baldi?"
"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"
(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)
YO MAMA! Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton... because it said CONCENTRATE!
What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
while fucking a hot auntie pressing tightly her boobs and fondling He: What do you feed your babies ? She: Milk and Orange juice He: Wow, which side is orange juice ? 😋
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because it said concentration camp
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit. An orange jumpsuit that is :)
