Orange

Orange Jokes

Earth

The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.

Lemon

When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!

Guy

A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."

So I replied, "No, it doesn't."

Knock

"Orange, orange, orange."

"Knock, knock."

"Orange."

"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"

Orange Juice

Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.

Onion

My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.

So I threw an orange at her.

Lemon

If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?

Knock

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!

Orphan

When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"

"Sure."

"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"

"What?"

"They both get thrown out."

Quarterback

"You did great!"

"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"

"Nah, that's okay."

"Here's the quarterback."

"You don't want the quarter?"

"No! Quarterback!"

"Huh?"

(Crashes) (screams)

"Yo, sorry 'bout that."

"You think he's gonna be mad?"

"Who? Baldi?"

"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"

(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)

Mama

Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton because it said, "CONCENTRATE!"