Orange jokes
Who used to say, "Who loves orange soda?" Kel loves orange soda. Yes, I do, do, do, doooo! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes, I dooooo! Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel.
The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
Orange: Hey.
Pear: Hey.
Orange: No hay!
Why were the apple and orange all alone? Because the banana "split."
My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.
So I threw an orange at her.
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel.
What’s a German’s favorite drink? Orange Jews. Hundred percent concentrated.
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.
He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.
"You did great!"
"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"
"Nah, that's okay."
"Here's the quarterback."
"You don't want the quarter?"
"No! Quarterback!"
"Huh?"
(Crashes) (screams)
"Yo, sorry 'bout that."
"You think he's gonna be mad?"
"Who? Baldi?"
"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"
(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)