Orange jokes
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA.
Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas at the crib playin' Fortnite with your grandma.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a piece of shit? A. Shit isn't orange.
Off brand Hollow Knight
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.
Why did the orange start blushing?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What did an orange say the day before going to work?
"Back to the rind!"
I don't know why Trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes. So does that mean he is some fucking dog?
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said, “Well, that’s a little condescending.”
All these oranges, but you're still the one for me.
Who used to say, "Who loves orange soda?" Kel loves orange soda. Yes, I do, do, do, doooo! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes, I dooooo! Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
Q: What is Trump?
A: An oversized oompa loompa.
If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say Banna? Yup! 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.
He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.