Orange jokes
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I did not say banana? Ha ha!
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
If Donald Trump had sex with an orange, guess what his son would be?
An orange tree! :>
Don't trust the caption! it's a kiwi...
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
I just took an orange soda bath this morning. The next thing I knew, it turned out to be a river of Orange Crush.
I don't know why Trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes. So does that mean he is some fucking dog?
What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.
I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.
I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑
I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.
How Jupiter was discovered.
Once there was a fat lady who farted yellow, orange, and peach. All that fart went to space and created a planet that NASA saw and went over there, but it smelled really bad.
My son said, "What rhymes with orange?"
I said, "No, it doesn't!"
My young son saw Trump on TV. He asked, "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied, "Son, when Russia pays that much for equipment, they don't want it to rust."
If you say the word "gullible" slowly, it will sound like you're saying "orange."
If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.
While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it is just a FANTAsea.
"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller."
Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!
I may not be as "rich" as Donald Trump, but at least I am still allowed to go on holiday to Bali, Niagara Falls, Hong Kong, and the Pyramids of Giza.
Orange Jesus can't travel to these places because these places cannot grant entry to felons.
...ah, who am I kidding? It's likely that Trump is going to prison, anyway.
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"