What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
I just found out I'm colorblind!
The diagnosis came completely out of the orange!
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?
Because he had vitamin C.
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I did not say banana? Ha ha!
Chinese takeout $15.00, gas to get there $1.50. Getting home to find they've forgotten one of your dishes... rice-less!
How Jupiter was discovered.
Once there was a fat lady who farted yellow, orange, and peach. All that fart went to space and created a planet that NASA saw and went over there, but it smelled really bad.
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Please take this down, it's not funny at all!
It's a joke, not a dick, so don't take it so hard!
