Orange jokes
Steve Jobs would've been a better president than Trump...
But I guess comparing apples to oranges is unfair.
Why were the apple and orange all alone? Because the banana "split."
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
What's the difference between Trump and a Cheez-It cracker?
The cracker is naturally orange.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Why'd the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
Orange: Hey.
Pear: Hey.
Orange: No hay!
I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.
I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑
I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....
I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.
I went to the store and I saw no oranges, and I went to ask the cashier:
"Cashier: Which one?"
What's the difference between an orange?
A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.
Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton because it said, "CONCENTRATE!"
What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.
"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller."
Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!