Orange Jokes

Riddles not jokes.

What has 4 legs but cannot walk?

What has bark but no bite?

There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?

What has holes but can carry water?

What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?

What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?

What can you catch but not throw?

And last one:

What can rule, but not command?

Tell me the answers in the comments.

Like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/

One more thing: Don't google it or search it up, use your brain to answer these.

My son said, "What rhymes with orange?"

I said, "No, it doesn't!"

I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it is just a FANTAsea.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

Donald Trump is, like, really orange.

Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?

Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!

I just found out I'm colorblind!

The diagnosis came completely out of the orange!

What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.

Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?

Because he had vitamin C.

What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?

Orange juice.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I did not say banana? Ha ha!

Chinese takeout $15.00, gas to get there $1.50. Getting home to find they've forgotten one of your dishes... rice-less!

How Jupiter was discovered.

Once there was a fat lady who farted yellow, orange, and peach. All that fart went to space and created a planet that NASA saw and went over there, but it smelled really bad.

Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?

Please take this down, it's not funny at all!

It's a joke, not a dick, so don't take it so hard!