Orange jokes
If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
Big hands.
What do you get when Glen fucks an orange?
Adam.
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
Question: Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism?
Answer: Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said, "Berry Christmas!"
Kaj je pomaranča rekla, ko jo je povozil avto?
Why is an apple not called a "red", but an orange is called an "orange"?
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, brown, and yellow?
So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.
BORNANA
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle?
He's white on the inside.
He's orange on the outside.
And then there's that stick!
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....
What did the teacher say to the student?
Orange you glad to see me?
My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell. She broke every bone in her body.
One year later, she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died.