Orange jokes
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, brown, and yellow?
So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
What is large, grey, and it doesn't matter? An Irrelephant! Hahahahahahahahaha! Hahaha!
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
Why did the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice!
Funny Test Answers #6
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
It's no surprise Donald Trump moved to Florida. That's where the oranges are.
What did an orange say the day before going to work?
"Back to the rind!"
"You did great!"
"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"
"Nah, that's okay."
"Here's the quarterback."
"You don't want the quarter?"
"No! Quarterback!"
"Huh?"
(Crashes) (screams)
"Yo, sorry 'bout that."
"You think he's gonna be mad?"
"Who? Baldi?"
"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"
(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)
What did the orange say to the other orange?
I orange you glad!
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.
He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.
If you say the word "gullible" slowly, it will sound like you're saying "orange."
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.
Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.
Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.
Official flag of Japan? The Sun.
Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.
I may not be as "rich" as Donald Trump, but at least I am still allowed to go on holiday to Bali, Niagara Falls, Hong Kong, and the Pyramids of Giza.
Orange Jesus can't travel to these places because these places cannot grant entry to felons.
...ah, who am I kidding? It's likely that Trump is going to prison, anyway.
If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
Big hands.
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?
"I guess orange is the new black."
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say Banna? Yup! 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....