Opinion

Opinion jokes

Life

If you're reading this, then your life means nothing...

Have a nice day! 🙂😊

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  • Life

    Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.

    Nudist

    My friend wasn't open to the idea of me becoming a nudist.

    I told him to stop being so clothes-minded.

    Slut

    I’m not calling you a slut, I’m calling you a penny.

    Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone’s pants!

    Hater

    Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.

    Girl

    I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome.

    I want my first time to be special.

    Wife

    My Wife: How much do you love me??

    Me: Count all the stars.

    My Wife: Aww, infinity.

    Me: No, a waste of time.

    Flag

    My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.

    So I took down his confederate flag.