Opinion

Opinion jokes

Hair Style

My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"

Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?

Life

If you're reading this, then your life means nothing...

Have a nice day! 🙂😊

Memes

Life

Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.

Tea

What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality.

Hater

Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.

Wife

My Wife: How much do you love me??

Me: Count all the stars.

My Wife: Aww, infinity.

Me: No, a waste of time.

Flag

My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.

So I took down his confederate flag.

Society

Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.

I guess they're whore-ible.