Opinion jokes
My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"
Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?
This shit is disgusting but funny.
These aren't funny.
If you're reading this, then your life means nothing...
Have a nice day! 🙂😊
Sydney Drake is hot. ⛓🖤🥺😩
Memes
Dark humor is like food; some people get it, others don't...
Yeah, Eli is hot.
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
Delyla is a bitch.
Guys, comment below if I should do a name reveal!
Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.
Cooper is funny.
Cooper is the best to ever live.
How do you anger a democrat?
Don't tell him the truth.
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?
NOTHING!
Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.
My Wife: How much do you love me??
Me: Count all the stars.
My Wife: Aww, infinity.
Me: No, a waste of time.
My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.
