I’m not calling you a slut, I’m calling you a penny.
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone’s pants!
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome.
I want my first time to be special.
Guys, comment below if I should do a name reveal!
Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.
Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.
Sydney Drake is hot. ⛓🖤🥺😩
What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?
NOTHING!
My friend wasn't open to the idea of me becoming a nudist.
I told him to stop being so clothes-minded.
Cooper is the best to ever live.
Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"
The terrorists both say, "A beer."
The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"
One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"
My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
My Wife: How much do you love me??
Me: Count all the stars.
My Wife: Aww, infinity.
Me: No, a waste of time.
Hate me all you want, but I gotta say, this whole thing with Gwen and TJ is ridiculous.
Let's all agree Gwen's the best part of this website.
Like this post if you think pineapple belongs on pizza.
What does one boob say to the other boob
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
Five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe.
Normal person: "I'm perfect!"
Goth person: "Nobody is."
Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?
Heaven always has 5-star reviews.
