Opinion

Opinion jokes

Hair Style

My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"

Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?

Life

If you're reading this, then your life means nothing...

Have a nice day! 🙂😊

Tea

What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality.

Memes

Hater

Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.

Life

Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.

Society

Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.

I guess they're whore-ible.

Wife

My Wife: How much do you love me??

Me: Count all the stars.

My Wife: Aww, infinity.

Me: No, a waste of time.