Opinion jokes
Today I was asked if I was in favor of legalizing prostitution.
I admit I haven't given it much of a thot.
Yeah, Eli is hot.
Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humor, insults, and morbid content! All of you who don’t talk about the following, go die!
People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.
My girlfriend's a two, but she's turning three tomorrow.
You guys are crazy!
I hate autistic kids and ADHD people because they are stupid, special, retarded, brainless freaks, and they are stupid.
Kid 1: "Fortnite is good and Brawl Stars sucks!"
Me: Wow, I didn't know you were dyslexic.
(Wait, forgot about the 3rd third thing.) I have said this countless times, but it doesn't seem to be getting through to you: quit hating on particular jokes. You don't like it? Nobody cares. Don't go into the morbid jokes category, you idiots, ffs!
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.
The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.
"Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"
"Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.
The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.
Five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe.
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde walk into a bar.
They were having a chat when the bartender asked them about their opinions on elements.
The redhead says, “I love gold because I can buy a lot of cars with it.”
The brunette says, “I would prefer platinum because it is more valuable than gold and can buy you more cars.”
The blonde says, “I have 2 bags of silicon and you should see the cars outside my house.”
Poop is yummy, fuck!
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."
I don't like jokes.