If you're reading this, then your life means nothing...
Have a nice day! 🙂😊
Yeah, Eli is hot.
Delyla is a bitch.
Sydney Drake is hot. ⛓🖤🥺😩
Dark humor is like food; some people get it, others don't...
Guys, comment below if I should do a name reveal!
Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.
My friend wasn't open to the idea of me becoming a nudist.
I told him to stop being so clothes-minded.
Cooper is funny.
Cooper is the best to ever live.
I’m not calling you a slut, I’m calling you a penny.
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone’s pants!
Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome.
I want my first time to be special.
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?
NOTHING!
How do you anger a democrat?
Don't tell him the truth.
What is the worst joke ever? It's you.
My Wife: How much do you love me??
Me: Count all the stars.
My Wife: Aww, infinity.
Me: No, a waste of time.
My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
Let's all agree Gwen's the best part of this website.
