Opinion jokes
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?
Heaven always has 5-star reviews.
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
If you think this joke is funny, give it a dislike. If you think it is not funny, give it a like.
I liked the chocolate mousse cake joke.
Handicapped jokes are so cruel.
I can't stand them!
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
I guess the owners of this site are braindead Trump supporters.
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
Dear Gwen,
Gwen, when I said sorry, I meant that as a sarcastic "why" and point of view!
TBH, you make me sick as a dog! Also, you're so annoying; stop holding that anger in. BTW, I AM A SPECIAL CHILD!
BTW, I am 6 years old BTW!
Please comment good or not! Irdc!
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
Cooper is funny.
Hey, Mom, I am ugly.
"Facts," my mom says.
Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
The most unfunny joke ever made.
Normal person: "I'm perfect!"
Goth person: "Nobody is."
People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!
I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!
What do you call useless skin on a penis?
A man.
@everyone.. what's so funny is that JIT thinks he's so "cool" and that everyone is "amazed" about him hating on people who is wayyy above him on the roster.
The pathetic part is that he hates on everyone else's family and relationships when 100% of us have a WAYY better one than he will ever deserve. He was born pathetic, and will die pathetic. So JIT, please tell me what it's like to be such a coward?