Opinion

Opinion jokes

Yo mama

  • Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."

    Boob

  • What does one boob say to the other boob?

    If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.

    Orphan

  • Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.

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  • Bullshit

  • If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.

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  • Dislike

  • If you think this joke is funny, give it a dislike. If you think it is not funny, give it a like.

    Movie

  • Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3

    JIT

  • @everyone.. what's so funny is that JIT thinks he's so "cool" and that everyone is "amazed" about him hating on people who is wayyy above him on the roster.

    The pathetic part is that he hates on everyone else's family and relationships when 100% of us have a WAYY better one than he will ever deserve. He was born pathetic, and will die pathetic. So JIT, please tell me what it's like to be such a coward?

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  • Mouth

  • I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

    Body

  • If you unironically think someone who killed themselves should have their body in jail, you are honestly such a fucking embarrassment to humanity.

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