What does one boob say to the other boob
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
Five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe.
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes. I guess they're whoreibble
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid? Reality.
you might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers but in my opinion its emos because some of them are still in the air
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde walk into a bar. They were having a chat when the bartender asked them about their opinions on elements. The redhead says, “I love gold because I can buy a lot of cars with it.” The brunette says, “I would prefer platinum because it is more valuable than gold and can buy you more cars.” The blonde says, “I have 2 bags of silicon and you should see the cars outside my house.”
"In my opinion, JFK was the best president." "Why?" "He was very open-minded"
PLS WRITE UR COMMENT
BUT DO NOT USE WORDS LIKE MONKEY DONKEY LOSER ETC
vote biden or trump i like niether but i want to know wat the world would say. (dont judge other people)
No offense to anyone though. I don’t understand why everyone is bullying a person named Gwen?
My opinion is well “it’s is just a regular person wanting to do jokes. You never no. It could be an adult or a kid.”
So
Leave her alone. Thank you. 😁
unpopular opinion about programming but, Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read property 'myUnpopularOpinion' of undefined.
guys should i do it? you know what i mean.
my best opinion: when life goes to hell you just go down with it
Opinions are like orgasms.the only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.
Like if you are straight comment if you are LGTBQ+ dislike if you are a Nazi.
why does adam go hockey you might ask? in my opinion he shouldnt go cus he is bad but he needs the armour to protect him self from his own STEP-DAD
Hi guys! In my opinoion I think your jokes are non-funny! can you make more sense! Btw who writes jokes about orphan> Thanks for understanding!
a UN survey asked the following: Please, in your honest opinion, could you give your thoughts on the food shortages in the rest of the world?
It was a faliure because
South Americans don’t know the word “please”
Eastern Europeans don’t know the word “honest”
Middle Easterns don’t know the word “opinion”
Balkans don’t know the word “give”
Chinese don’t know the word “thoughts”
Africans don’t know the word “food”
Western Europeans don’t know the word “shortage”
and Americans don’t know the words “the rest of the world.”
Then they simply explained “just donate healthy food to the global south to help.” But that still didn’t sit right with everyone, because Israelis do not know the word “donate,” and Pacific Islanders do not know the words “healthy food.”
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the twin towers. But that's just my opinion.
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