Opinion jokes
If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde walk into a bar.
They were having a chat when the bartender asked them about their opinions on elements.
The redhead says, “I love gold because I can buy a lot of cars with it.”
The brunette says, “I would prefer platinum because it is more valuable than gold and can buy you more cars.”
The blonde says, “I have 2 bags of silicon and you should see the cars outside my house.”
I don't think jokes are very funny.
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.
What is wrong with having chocolate for dessert? It tastes like shit, and I hate it.
This joke here is the worst.
If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "Damn!"
The UK is a joke. I want to leave ASAP.
I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?
You guys are idiots!
There are now only three genders: Male, female, and stupid!
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Dark humor is like food; some people get it, others don't...
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.
The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.
"Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"
"Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.
The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
Wade, you're a joke. The worst joke.
Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not.
I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.
Maybe I'm just too old at this point.
Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.
And 100% of men don’t care.
I don't give two shits about how evil these are. They're funny.
"Just because I don't like Lewis Hamilton, doesn't make me racist."