Opinion Jokes

This is supposed to be worst puns but most of them are not puns.

A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde walk into a bar.

They were having a chat when the bartender asked them about their opinions on elements.

The redhead says, “I love gold because I can buy a lot of cars with it.”

The brunette says, “I would prefer platinum because it is more valuable than gold and can buy you more cars.”

The blonde says, “I have 2 bags of silicon and you should see the cars outside my house.”

The homophobes writing these jokes.

Kian. Legit, Kian is a joke.

What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?

Meme:

The image shows a magician in the top half, who says, "And for my next trick I will disappear." The bottom half shows a close-up of the same man with a pear next to his face. The text says, "Fuck you pear, you taste like shit."

If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?

Depressed people are lame because they are just lame, no reason.

My name is Gwen, and I say rape jokes aren't funny. It's not funny for people to have sex with you without you agreeing. Also, they're getting old and NOT FUNNY! If anyone has something to say, please do. Comment if you agree or not. It's okay; I want to hear what you say. Just tell me if they are not funny.

We will have a contest to see how many people comment on saying they're good and funny, or people saying they're bad and terrible jokes and should not be made. May the best votes and comments win.

"In my opinion, JFK was the best president." "Why?" "He was very open-minded"

Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.

Like this if you think orphans are cool!

These jokes are all crap.

Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)

I guess the owners of this site are braindead Trump supporters.

Please write your comment.

But do not use words like monkey, donkey, loser, etc.

Gwen be like: Oh, I hate akeld, he is mean.

Also Gwen: *Spams the N word and momma jokes*

What do you think about the game "Fortnite?"

Shit.

You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.

Note to all.

My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!