Opinion jokes
Maude of ghostposter is a dumb Christian pussy-ass bitch. She's so fucking squeamish it's hilarious, although I hate her.
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval.
I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic “personal protection liberty 2nd amendment” hooplah.
Very seriously, I told the crowd, “I’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.”
My friend was the only one who laughed.
People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
Please write your comment.
But do not use words like monkey, donkey, loser, etc.
If I found BlessedBrian's jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM.
If you hate America, I don't like you :)
These jokes are all crap.
Bro wtf is all this!?
Like fr tho none of this be funny... messed up af to joke abt sum shii that ppl go thru.
Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male is better than the smallest act of kindness.
"Addison Rae in bra? Nope, terrible."
My Wife: How much do you love me??
Me: Count all the stars.
My Wife: Aww, infinity.
Me: No, a waste of time.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome.
I want my first time to be special.
My favorite joke: My life.
Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???
Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?
Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.
There are 3 Genders.
1: Man
2: Woman
3: Mentally ill.
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.