Opinion jokes

My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”

“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”

You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.

According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"

Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?

Have a look at her face!

"Orla Doyle is fit."

I am awesome, look at me!

Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.

Also gehen Addison, Gwen und Bradley alle in eine Bar. Dann schreien sie alle an, sie sollen aufhören, Bier zu trinken, weil sie es nicht mögen. Dann schreien sie den Barkeeper an und sagen, er solle das Bier nicht verkaufen, weil sie es nicht mögen. Die Kunden lachen sie als Paviane aus.

Was machen Addison, Gwen und Bradley? Sie kommen auf diese Seite und argumentieren, dass Witze zu gemein sind, und weil sie sie nicht mögen, stoppen sie jeden, der sie als WITZ macht. Das Ende.

What the hell is this website? Do you all think these jokes are funny?

I am only here because me no like Blues Clues LGBTQ episode as I don’t believe in that. If you do, ok.

And it shouldn’t be a month, the month should be for all of the war veterans, it should be a day for pride. Companies only use this month for money; it’s exploitation because they don’t truly support, unlike me, in which I don’t support it.

Nickelback.

None of these jokes are funny.

Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.

Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?

"In my opinion, JFK was the best president."

"Why?"

"He was very open-minded!"

To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.

Not funny, guys!

If you unironically think someone who killed themselves should have their body in jail, you are honestly such a fucking embarrassment to humanity.

Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?

Answer: Because he sucks!

There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.

I dislike the UK with a great taste.