Opinion jokes
What is the worst joke ever? It's you.
(Wait, forgot about the 3rd third thing.) I have said this countless times, but it doesn't seem to be getting through to you: quit hating on particular jokes. You don't like it? Nobody cares. Don't go into the morbid jokes category, you idiots, ffs!
Whatever it is, I kind of like it.
All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.
"Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.
DO MEEEEEEE totaly didn't copy nobody ehehehe
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
I'm autistic, and I find these so funny.
I like this joke.
The joke is this website.
Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong and no?
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
Also gehen Addison, Gwen und Bradley alle in eine Bar. Dann schreien sie alle an, sie sollen aufhören, Bier zu trinken, weil sie es nicht mögen. Dann schreien sie den Barkeeper an und sagen, er solle das Bier nicht verkaufen, weil sie es nicht mögen. Die Kunden lachen sie als Paviane aus.
Was machen Addison, Gwen und Bradley? Sie kommen auf diese Seite und argumentieren, dass Witze zu gemein sind, und weil sie sie nicht mögen, stoppen sie jeden, der sie als WITZ macht. Das Ende.
Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"
The terrorists both say, "A beer."
The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"
One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"
Hey, who thinks Gwen is a dummy, so is Jaden and Kenya!
Gwen sucks!
This is so damn funny!
I'm glad.
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.