Opinion jokes
These jokes suck. Lmfao y'all gotta be more creative!
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!
This is so damn funny!
Kid 1: "Fortnite is good and Brawl Stars sucks!"
Me: Wow, I didn't know you were dyslexic.
My girlfriend's a two, but she's turning three tomorrow.
My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."
Ted stinks!
Like if you like dogs. Dislike if you like cats. Other animal? Tell me in the comments!
Not funny, guys!
The joke is this website.
(Wait, forgot about the 3rd third thing.) I have said this countless times, but it doesn't seem to be getting through to you: quit hating on particular jokes. You don't like it? Nobody cares. Don't go into the morbid jokes category, you idiots, ffs!
Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?
I like this joke.
These aren't funny.
Women are gay.
"Wheelchair" - HAHA!
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
Whatever it is, I kind of like it.
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
You guys are literally mentally ill. You should get some help. This is so disgusting, ew!