Opinion jokes

Hate me all you want, but I gotta say, this whole thing with Gwen and TJ is ridiculous.

Like this post if you think pineapple belongs on pizza.

What does one boob say to the other boob?

If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.

If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.

Five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe.

Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.

I guess they're whore-ible.

Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?

Heaven always has 5-star reviews.

I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hang out.

I've seen them hanging all day.

Normal person: "I'm perfect!"

Goth person: "Nobody is."

Like if you think someone is gay.

Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.

I am awesome, look at me!

If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!

I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.

My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”

“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”

My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.

Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3

Bro, just imagine being named Brynley. Couldn't be me.

You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.

According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"