Opinion jokes
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.
Let's all agree Gwen's the best part of this website.
Hate me all you want, but I gotta say, this whole thing with Gwen and TJ is ridiculous.
Like this post if you think pineapple belongs on pizza.
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
Five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe.
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hang out.
I've seen them hanging all day.
Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?
Heaven always has 5-star reviews.
Normal person: "I'm perfect!"
Goth person: "Nobody is."
There are 3 Genders.
1: Man
2: Woman
3: Mentally ill.
Like if you think someone is gay.
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.
Bro, just imagine being named Brynley. Couldn't be me.
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.