Opinion jokes

My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.

So I took down his confederate flag.

Let's all agree Gwen's the best part of this website.

Hate me all you want, but I gotta say, this whole thing with Gwen and TJ is ridiculous.

Like this post if you think pineapple belongs on pizza.

If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.

What does one boob say to the other boob?

If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.

Five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe.

I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hang out.

I've seen them hanging all day.

Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?

Heaven always has 5-star reviews.

Normal person: "I'm perfect!"

Goth person: "Nobody is."

There are 3 Genders.

1: Man

2: Woman

3: Mentally ill.

Like if you think someone is gay.

Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.

My son wore his new "Go Vegan" Hoodie for the first time today, and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked, & spat on!!!!

And he's not even left the house yet!!!

I hate it when you say your life is a joke because a joke actually has meaning.

"Orla Doyle is fit."

I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.

Bro, just imagine being named Brynley. Couldn't be me.

My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.

If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!