what type of sandals do frogs ware? Open-toad
knock knock whos there Jesus Jesus who Jesus christ open the door
1,2 buckle my shoe 3,4 buckel some more 5,6 nike kicks.
1,2 buckle my shoe 3,4 open the noor 5,6 nike kicks.
What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?
A male Duck on Viagra.
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Why do people who get shot in the head always becomes therapists?
They are more open-minded.
Alexa open Kahoot
One day the mailman came to drop the mail off then he ask if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah the thing is my mom was coming out the shower naked and when she open the door it was me and the mailman. Now when the mailman sees me he says to me we got something in common we both saw your mom naked.
Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot of doors for me
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Me:I saw your parents yesterday
Orphan girl: Where
Me:The coffin was still open
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Me: opens the window to get some fresh air Everyone else on the plane:😟...😱
So There was a male whale and a female whale swimming threw the ocean .One day the male whale sees a ship and says "that's the ship that killed my parents" . So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea. The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive so he opened his mouth and went for the man but out nowhere the female whale yells. " HEY!!, I was in it for the blowjob but I'm not gonna eat sea men"
It isn't a real charity until India open call centers, like they did with Africa.
A clown held a door open for me, I thought it was a nice jester
-Why did the Indian cross the road? -Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
Best way to trick your friends:
A brick falls out of a plane.
How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.
Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.
An chemist, a physicist, and a mathematician are stranded on an island when a can of food rolls ashore. The chemist and the physicist come up with many ingenious ways to open the can. Then suddenly the mathematician gets a bright idea: "Assume we have a can opener..."
My wife left a note on the fridge, the note read "It's not working" I don't know what she's talking about, I opened the fridge and it worked fine!
